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I queue most posts but will do a post dump about once every few weeks.

and since this seems to be the main question you guys ask I am 5'6" tall, so ask me other things (funner things) also before you ask I am taken.

TEN & ELEVEN
ARE MY DOCTORS

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OTPs

ROSE & TEN

AMY & RORY

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BrOTPs

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Family encounters.

thedoctorsinslytherin:

When Eva was 3 and Amelia was River decides it’s time to take her to her grandparents. She holds young Amelia on her hip with her spare hand on her bump. “River you shouldn’t be doing this. It’s bad for the baby.” He watched her worriedly and kisses Eva’s curls gently and River offers her hand out to her with Eva takes with a giggle and a smile. “The baby will be fine. I’ll see you later” she kisses his cheek and Vm’s them to 1930’s New York. Eva runs up to the door and knocks happily. Amy opens and looks down at the child with a soft smile “Hello little one, how can I help you?”
“Hello Nana! Mummy is over there. She’s pregnant so it takes her ages to walk anywhere!” Eva announces.
Amy looks up with a frown to see a heavily pregnant River walking towards her with a sleeping Rose on her hip. Amy runs towards her and takes the young child before kissing her daughters face repeatedly. “Oh Melody…I’ve missed you” Eva giggles and runs up to her. River laughs at her mothers affection and hugs the ginger. “Mum this is Eva, she’s 3. That’s Amelia on your hip, she’s 1. And here” she rubs her stomach “is Rose. About 8 and a half months” Amy gasped and looked at her two beautiful granddaughters before pressing a hand to her stomach “You named her your daughter after me?”
River laughs and takes Eva’s hand as they walk back to the house “Well she has ginger curls and beautiful brown eyes. No other name could of suited her” Eva furrows her brow at the lack of attention and runs off into the house “granddad?! Grandad?!”
“Eva?! Oh dear…dads going to be in for a shock”
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Eva soon has Rory wrapped around her little finger and she sits curled into him asleep with a soft smile on her face. Amelia is perched on Amy’s lap, giggling and clapping at the feel of her younger sibling kicking. “She loves the feel of Rose kicking.” River tells her mother with a smile. “Ca-can I feel?” Amy offers out a hand to her daughters stomach and River nods before Amy puts her hands on her stomach and feels the soft kicks against her hands “Me and Rory are adopting a little boy…his name is Anthony. Because…because of what Kovarian did to me” River frowns and pushes herself up with a groan “mmph…heavy baby…” she sighs softly “Any baby is lucky to have you as it’s mother. I was extremely lucky”
She rubs a hand over her stomach.
Amelia grabs a lock of Amy’s hair and tugs with a squeal and is quickly reprimanded by her. River smiles and runs a hand through her curls, she had missed her mum more than anything and to see them happy was enough to keep her content for a long while.

[Sorry I ended it rather quickly, didn’t know where to go with it…]

River and the Doctor spend some time in the 1930’s:

“You’re back”. she blinked sleepily up at him.

He nodded, staring at her intently.

“What is it?” she asked, softly.

He smiled, his eyes filled with affection.”You just look lovely, rested and relaxed. I rarely see you like this.”

She felt a swell of love in her chest and spoke teasingly, “Are you getting soppy in your old age, my love?”

He looked askance. “Me? Never!” Bounding over to the bed, he landed half on top of her in a tangle of arms and legs.

River tried to wriggle from beneath him.”Mmmmphhhh, well I was relaxed you big oaf!”

His lips found hers and he and rolled her over on top of him, stroking his hands down the curve of her spine.

Pulling back he spoke again. “Plenty of time for that, wife! Now, let’s see if I can’t get you wide awake.”

He waggled his nearly invisible eyebrows, and she laughed, bending her head to kiss him again; fully intent on taking advantage of the brief period of calm, before they would undoubtedly have to start running again.

(Source: wilfulwilf)

Pond Family Christmas part four

willstrsfic:

“What’s wrong with Mels?” Brian replied  ”she was a criminal, no parent wanted Mels with their kids. She was nice and all but she was always getting in trouble, stealing stuff. She could have been great, she was very clever I never could beat her at chess, but she had to rebel against every thing.”

River remembered those games of chess, one of the best parts of her weeks was a standing game of chess on Saturdays. It let her bond with her grandfather and gave her something to keep her mind busy. those days felt like like ages ago, then she laughed to herself, those days were literary centuries ago for her. 

“I talked to her adoptive parents but they just said that she was a special little girl, who just wanted adventure. I told them that she needed more discipline and maybe some time with a psephologist not more coddling” Brian continued “but everyone with any authority seemed to coddle her, I remember the night after the first time she got arrested I was at the pub talking to my mate at the Police Department and I asked if Mels needed help with representation, I didn’t want to bail her out because she needed to learn a lesson, but he said that he got orders to release Mels and to wipe her record, some organization called UNIT” 

“now I remember why I chose to bring you rather than any of the other’s” River said “you were my only grandparent who tried to help, and tried to understand not just brushing me off as a psycho”

“What, I have never met you before today.” Brian replied

“No, I was Mels”

“No you couldn’t be, she was … the same age as Rory” 

“I know what you were going for, Yes I was a different skin color”

“Its part of Regeneration, a thing our species does” the doctor told Brian “when we die we don’t die we become a whole new person, a whole new body, a new personality”

Brian was speechless.

“ya it was a huge shock for Amy and I too when we found out” Rory told Brian

“so that was what happened to Mels? she died and became you? why didn’t you come back to leadworth?” Brian asked

“well after finding out who he really was and how twisted the history of the universe I was taught was, I needed to get it all straight, so with some documentation that he provided” River said nodding at the Doctor “I started off to study Archaeology at a university in the future”

“sorry to interrupt the conversation but we are here” Rory said as the car pulled up the driveway to a rather large house. “So the plan is that we are going to open presents and then have some lunch”

The Doctor quickly got out and went around to open River’s Door and offered her his arm, always the romantic.

Amy heard the car pulling up and just as Brian was getting out of the car she opened the front door. she ran up to her daughter who was arm in arm with the Doctor, and gave her a kiss on each cheek, followed by an embrace. she then went and gave Brian a hug, Rory gave a bit of a silly face to Amy when Amy got a better hug than he did. finally Amy got around to the Doctor.

“Five Years!” she said. 

“I am sorry?” the doctor said

“Five Years and you didn’t even leave a note”

“how was I supposed to contact you?”

“Well River figured out a way, she not only sent us notes, she got us all set up.”

The Doctor looked over at River a bit surprised. he gave her a bit of a “you did what” face. 

“well sweetie, while some of us were off sulking for 13 years, some of us made sure that everything went OK” River said to him.

“Well, why don’t we take this inside where it’s not freezing” Rory said, a bit awkwardly, hoping to break the tention. “and where one little girl has some presents waiting for her” giving River a bop on the nose.

“well I think before we get opening presents I am going to change into something more appropriate for this time of day” River said, grumbling a bit about her father (who she is over two centuries older than) treating her like a child, walking in the front door leaving the doctor behind.

doctorrsong:


Soooo…
This is from my fic. Because apparently it’s been decided for me that I have to illustrate my smut. I still maintain that I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS.

doctorrsong:

Soooo…

This is from my fic. Because apparently it’s been decided for me that I have to illustrate my smut. I still maintain that I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS.

doctorrsong:

I missed Emma’s Birthday, so when she asked me to draw something from my fic, I thought I’d oblige her. Happy belated Birthday, sweetie!

doctorrsong:

I missed Emma’s Birthday, so when she asked me to draw something from my fic, I thought I’d oblige her. Happy belated Birthday, sweetie!

now the real question is what fanfic she read. Was it Rory/eleven Smut or River/eleven Smut or maybe Amy/eleven smut. I mean it might have been Rory/Amy smut but really I think those would be more inspiring to her (you know using the ideas for her and Rory’s pleasure)

now the real question is what fanfic she read. Was it Rory/eleven Smut or River/eleven Smut or maybe Amy/eleven smut. I mean it might have been Rory/Amy smut but really I think those would be more inspiring to her (you know using the ideas for her and Rory’s pleasure)

I have a feeling that River plays with the doctor’s name

willstrsfic:

example one:

they are alone on the TARDIS.

on the TARDIS intercom he hears her say “Doctor, please come to the bedroom, I need ‘Medical’ attention”

he grabs a first aid kit and runs to their bedroom

she is on the bed naked and he asks whats wrong

she replies “My vagina is throbbing and only you can fix that”

example two:

during her first time as she starts draging him to the bedroom she says to him “lets see if you really are the Oncoming Storm”

example three: 

she makes a joke about their age difference and jokes about how he is called the predator

 example four:

after sex she tells him “well now I see why they call you the destroyer of worlds”

family picture

willstrsfic:

Oswin finally got a little break in the running and took a look around the console. all the knobs, levers, and gauges, it was amazing that it all worked at all, but then out of the corner of her eye she saw something.
she reached in and pulled a picture that had a corner tucked behind a gauge, it seemed important to the doctor in a sentimental way. the photo had four people in it and they all looked happy, she recognized one of them as the Doctor but the others she hadn’t seen before (other than the blond woman who seemed in a couple of other of the doctors photos).
Oswin called out “Doctor, What is this”. 
The doctor came running worried that something had gotten into the TARDIS or Oswin was about to do something that would crash the TARDIS or worse. he was surprised to see just Oswin holding up a piece of paper. he then just yelled “that is personal” and took the picture from Oswin’s hand.
“Personal? who are they then?” she asked.
The doctor decided he couldn’t hide the facts any more so he sat Oswin down and said “They are my family”
“Family, I thought you said that all the timelords died two regenerations earlier, so how can this version of you have a picture taken with family”
“They aren’t timelords, or at least they weren’t born on Gallifrey, that is my wife and her parents. she is very similar to a timelord, so similar that I consider her one but she wasn’t born on Gallifrey, its a really long story and one that I would prefer not to tell”
“Wait is the red head your wife? because her dad looks about the same age as her”
“No the blond is my wife, and as I said it was a long story. her parents were my companions, just like you were. Now I don’t want to talk about it, so drop the subject”
“I am not dropping it till you explain”
“Fine, but River explains it best so I think its time that you meet her”
with that the doctor manned the console and made a quick call and said “Honey, I have some one I want you to meet. Yes I know you are busy, but I really want to see you. No not like that, please we can do that later. we can have a indecent visit later, right now I need you to be clothed so I can introduce you to someone”

savvyliterate:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your person A of your OTP standing outside of person B’s window, serenading them with a fifty pound boombox.

It wasn’t the first odd explosion that came from outside cell 47 of Stormcage Containment Facility, but it was by far the loudest.

“River!”

Through the thick haze of smoke came a couple of feminine coughs. “Extractor fans on!” one of them called out, and the fans inside the TARDIS began blowing air through the open door to disperse the smoke outside of it.

Next to the door, a young woman coughed and waved her hand until she was able to see. “I tried to stop him, Dr. Song, I really did.”

“I know you did your very best, Clara.” River emerged through the smoke and took her by the elbow, steering her back toward the TARDIS. 

“But … but … my beats,” the Doctor pouted as he stared mournfully at the remains of the 50-pound boombox that River had shot up. “It was a love song.”

River and Clara narrowed their eyes at him and marched into the TARDIS arm in arm. They didn’t speak to the Doctor for three hours until he grudgingly admitted that perhaps a rap combining Jay-Z, Enimen, Adele, and Mozart really wasn’t the best music suited to wooing his wife.

New fic planed

willstrsfic:

this will be a one off fic, so it will at most be two or three parts. It will be in universe meaning it may have references to my other fics but it will be very early on in the split (so most of the references will be to the official DW canon). 

I am going to write Rose/tentoo meeting River/eleven. it might not be a real adventure but more of a double date or tea or something. I just want the four of them to meet as I think it will be epic. now this will be the first time I have written for Rose or a doctor other than eleven, so be nice. 

shadowturquoise:

These are in response to an amazing story on Dreamwidth that suggest Amy wrote many more Melody Malone stories in the 20th century. Go read it! http://lizbee.dreamwidth.org/1218431.html and also the fantastic story blurbs that were created in response. http://londonkds.dreamwidth.org/510307.html

shadowturquoise:

These are in response to an amazing story on Dreamwidth that suggest Amy wrote many more Melody Malone stories in the 20th century. Go read it! http://lizbee.dreamwidth.org/1218431.html and also the fantastic story blurbs that were created in response. http://londonkds.dreamwidth.org/510307.html

The Real Wedding

willstrsfic:

Rating: PG

Ships: River/Eleven

Characters: River, Eleven, Amy, Rory, Amelia Song, Capt. Jack, Jenny, and More

Themes: Gallifray, Marriage, Family, Timelords

Summery: 

After finally being promoted at luna university the Doctor asks River to marry him as their timelines are now close enough to linear. He wanted a true Gallifrayan wedding not the battlefield version they had before. So they start planning a true Gallifrayan wedding. 

Chapters: 

  1. Intro
  2. Explanation
  3. Mum’s Approval
  4. The First Couple of Invites
  5. A Fitting
  6. The Big Day
  7. Level One
  8. The Doctor’s Story
  9. River’s Story
  10. Level Two
  11. Reception

Sorry a bit of a plug I will only post the intros for my fics on my main page. if you want more of my writing check out my fan fic blog. 

wrongdimension:


River opened her pochette and pulled out a gun.“You have a gun? Why did you came armed at our date?” The Doctor reached out to get the gun, but River raised her arm above her head and took it out of him.“Oh Sweety, a girl has to be always ready for the unexpected. Tell me one time, just one time that we have not got involved in a fight with robots with lasers.”“Well, that time on Klampods there were no robot…”“Yeah, but there were a lot of angry klampodassians, armed with sharp spears.”A laser beam exploded above their heads, making the wall they were hiding behind shaking.The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver from his breast pocket.“How about a kiss, for good luck.”
#River is shoeless couse is dangerous to run with high heels while some robots are shottin’ lasers at you

wrongdimension:

River opened her pochette and pulled out a gun.
“You have a gun? Why did you came armed at our date?” The Doctor reached out to get the gun, but River raised her arm above her head and took it out of him.
“Oh Sweety, a girl has to be always ready for the unexpected. Tell me one time, just one time that we have not got involved in a fight with robots with lasers.”
“Well, that time on Klampods there were no robot…”
“Yeah, but there were a lot of angry klampodassians, armed with sharp spears.”
A laser beam exploded above their heads, making the wall they were hiding behind shaking.
The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver from his breast pocket.
“How about a kiss, for good luck.”

#River is shoeless couse is dangerous to run with high heels while some robots are shottin’ lasers at you

iceinherheart-kissonherlips:

 #river song: the bane of every guard’s existence #no but imagine the party the stormcage guards threw when she was pardoned #’oh man no more doctor song here! I never thought it would happen!’ #’no more being knocked out in the middle of your shift!’ #’no more escapes during your shift!’ #’no more demands to bring her a decent breakfast and coffee!’ #’no more forcing us to dress up as romans!’ #’no more forcing us to dress up as sexy policemen!’ #’no more forcing us to wear kilts and checking if we’re wearing underwear undearneath!’ #’no more hallucinogenic lipstick!!’ #’… okay the lipstick wasn’t that bad’ #’but no more walking on her doing all the things with that lanky floppy hair guy!’ #’… still we do have the tapes from her cell right? we can always re-watch some bits later on’ #and river would probably visit them one day #and bring them chocolate cake #and they’d be reluctant to eat it because ‘remember that last cake you gave us Doctor Song?’ #’we had diarrhea for 2 days!’ #and river would be like ‘yeah I know you miss me’

religiousdevotion:

AU: Rory brings Brian to meet River for the first time on her birthday.

#Throwing Cannon cares into the wind